With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
| Title | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You |
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| Subtitle Available |
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| Release Date | Oct 10, 2025 |
| Genres | Drama, Thriller, |
| Production Company | A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh |
| Production Countries | United States of America |
| Casts | Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Eva Kornet, Ella Beatty |
| Plot Keywords | hotel, therapist, female protagonist, motherhood, woman director, absent husband, psychological drama, distressing, mysterious illness, |
Linda
Rose Byrne
Therapist
Conan O'Brien
James
A$AP Rocky
Caroline
Danielle Macdonald
Child
Delaney Quinn
Dr. Spring
Mary Bronstein
Diana
Ivy Wolk
Parking Attendant
Mark Stolzenberg
Landlord
Manu Narayan
Breathworker
Eva Kornet
Kate
Ella Beatty
Eva
Helen Hong
Stephen
Daniel Zolghadri
Brad
Josh Pais
Caroline's Husband (voice)
Ronald Bronstein
Vanessa
Lark White
Father
Christian Slater
Police Officer
Laurence Blum
Melanie
Amy Judd Lieberman
Nurse
Char Sidney
Nurse
Jodi Michelle Pynn
